La moral es un traje que cada cual ajusta a sus medidas.
El Ensanche (Donostia), Viernes 26 de septiembre de 2008
SENTENCE 11 (II)
Moral is a suit that each person adjusts to fit in.
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Minuto y ½ (Donostia), Sábado 20 de septiembre de 2008
EXTREME UNCTION SOUNDS LIKE THE NAME OF A HEAVY METAL BAND
Extreme unction sounds like the name of a heavy metal band. That’s a concept which’s been around my mind for a while. If this is all there is to me (not this, whatever), may a long-haired priest come, a member of the missal hordes, and certify with sprinkler hits that there is no life left in this body.
Do the Devil horns sign!
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Hay en el bar una chinita fascinada por las luces de las máquinas de azar. Es hija adoptiva de dos padres contrahechos. Esta chinita será un día joven y guapa, alta y esbelta como un junco. Paseará del brazo de sus padres deformes, que ya habrán olvidado que es adoptiva y la verán como un triunfo de sus genéticas combinadas. Será entonces cuando se crucen con aquellos que los humillaban en el colegio y los miren sonriendo, con los ojos almibarados por el dulce elixir de la venganza.
El Dorita (Valencia), Martes 27 de agosto de 2008
LADY VENGEANCE
There’s a little Chinese girl in the bar who’s fascinated with the fruit machines’ lights. She’s two hunchbacked parents’ adopted daughter. Someday, this little Chinese girl will be young and beautiful, tall and slim as a reed. She will then promenade by the arms of their deformed parents, who will have already forgotten that she’s adopted and will see her as a victory of their genetic combination. Then they will pass by those who used to humiliate them back in school and they will look at them smiling, their sugary eyes oozing the sweet elixir of vengeance.
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RAINS OF MAY
It’s been raining the whole month, so to speak, and I admired the skill of the girls who smoked under their umbrellas.
But this afternoon,
And now, within me, the rainy clouds brought about by your seasonal absence are starting to bank up.
It will be like that until the early autumn storms soak again my lonely summers’ monotonous dryness.
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El Coscorrón (Alicante), Sábado 2 de agosto de 2008
ASPIRINS AND BRICK
The bony girl maintains there is no stuff like Cristo’s. That the rest give you, if you’re lucky, a blend of aspirins and brick.
Without a family, without friends, without lazy Sundays in bed or paella on Sundays, without Christmas dinners or New Year’s Eves in the abyss.
The bony girl walks off down the road and her words blend with the tinkling of the bottles of wine into my shopping bag.
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